Me: quit being some emotional
Car: VROOM!!! VROOOOOM!!!!
Me: i said SHUT UP OR ILL SELL YOU TO SOME MEXICAN DRUG DEALER!!! *car emoji*
Car: VROOM!!! VROOOOOM!!!!
Me: i said SHUT UP OR ILL SELL YOU TO SOME MEXICAN DRUG DEALER!!! *car emoji*
by Exhaustpipefucker November 11, 2020
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Get the emotional mug.Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.
Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you
by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017
Get the Emotional Tampon mug.When someone takes a HIT of CANNABIS, begins to choke on their HIT, their eyes get watery and it appears they are crying..getting all EMOTIONAL and SHIT
🔥 Ernesto just took an EMOTIONAL HIT.. you can tell because hes coughing with his eyes all watery
by ClassicRonnie July 28, 2019
Get the Emotional Hit mug.When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich
by pushingdaisies2010 November 22, 2010
Get the Emotional Heimlich mug.When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
by justthetipp June 4, 2011
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