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Emosh

Josh likes Emma, and it is a ship name.
Hey Emosh.
by Emosh May 13, 2019
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Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.
Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.
by Ser Davos April 18, 2020
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Totes Emosh

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.
'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'
by TotesUrban November 29, 2011
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bare emosh

the reply to a friend saying something emotional.

OR

sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.

bare = really, extremely

emosh = emotional
-'there's no more mars bars'
-'bare emosh'

-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'

-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'
by raycrazy111 May 25, 2012
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Roblox Emos

Roblox Emos are mostly the new 'copy and pastes', when you go up to them and ask them there favorite emo band they'll either say 'Ghostemane, or Mother Mother' inertially most of them know either some or nothing about the sub-culture and think wearing dark things makes them Emo. Most of the Avatars consist of grey blocky avatars with tons of different hair mashed up along with a skeleton hoodie and baggy pants. Most of the avatars aren't really that close to Emo. Most of them will only talk to other Emos or Goths they find cool and will always be rude to other styles and make in fun of others.
The Roblox Emos are the new copy & pastes,
by darkwavephantom December 23, 2020
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Waterford Emos

A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.

Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
by tehblackparade January 21, 2010
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Fake Emos

Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:

-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.
Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!

Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!

Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute
by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009
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