emoposer

A person, usually ranges from the ages 11-14, who tries to take part in the emo scene to be 'cool' or to 'fit in'.
Probably wouldn't be emo if all their friends weren't and it wasn't the 'trend'. Almost always likes pop emo bands like: Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. More times than not lies about cutting and dying their own hair. Usually the emo poser has a mainstream twist to the emo look, because after all, they all are the same breed: trend followers. This means that the girl emo poser could be wearing a black polka dotted shirt with a long pearl necklas, but at the same time have the black and white blonde emo hair with lots of eyeliner and a pair of vans.
most of them are middle class white kids with no problems whats so ever.

emoposer: i like totally went to the sale at hot topic yesterday ^^ *giggles*
emoposer1: omg!!!! how awesome!!! i like, totally forgot!
emoposer: that's okay! im going back to the mall anyway *acts all cheery* WE could go together!
emoposer1: *flips the fringe* Yeah, okay. Cool ^^.

by maybexxsomeday May 30, 2007

Emosexual

Kids of the emo variety who are sexually attracted to other emo kids regardless of gender. This can be explained by the similarity in appearance between male and female emos.

"Mike is a bisexual, he keeps hooking up with guys and girls."

"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."

"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."

by jimmy kane January 5, 2009

emosexual

to have a continually questionable sexual orientation

Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.

by Rick Sauer February 7, 2007

emosexual

n.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!

2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!

by David Dempke April 5, 2005

emosexual

A kid/teen/person (male or female)in the emo scene who is interested in dating either mostly or only, other kids/teens/persons(male or female)of the emo scene. Sometimes you can't tell whether or not they are male or female, but that's not always the case.

Jock: "That emo chic over there is kind of hot."
Emo: "You have no chance, she's emosexual. You're not her type."

by Court4282 January 29, 2008

emosexual

Denotes that boundries between the sexes are blurred. Steming from queercore and riot grrrl, which originated in the '80's and 90's (respectively), it has grown and thrived in the just as frusterated emo scene. Males tend to act more effeminate in actions, demeanor and dress (hence why it's more acceptable int he emo scene). Females are more dominant and independant in nature, and also dress in a more masculine way. It is not necessarily linked with a bi-sexual behavior, tho it is not uncommon.

Ricky's being such a bitch. no surprise, he's been so emosexual lately.

by TakeMyKnife May 24, 2004

Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

by Justin P. McGee November 6, 2006