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by clear misogyny April 28, 2020
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"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
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by lalinroos April 7, 2022
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1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.
2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.
3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...
4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.
2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.
3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...
4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"
"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!
Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"
"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!
Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
by meindu October 1, 2010
Get the egobooking mug.Emojory refers to emoji muscle memory. Emoji muscle memory is the unconscious learning process in which shorthand for commonly used emojis becomes a non-thinking task due to frequent repetition of auto-completing the same emoji name in online chat.
Bob: what time is it?
Alice: :shrub:
Bob: wut?
Alice: wtf?
Bob: huh?
Alice: I was shrugging who added this garbage it is screwing with my emojory!1
Alice: :shrub:
Bob: wut?
Alice: wtf?
Bob: huh?
Alice: I was shrugging who added this garbage it is screwing with my emojory!1
by bugion February 7, 2018
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