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emmet

shit head loser who loves girls who don't like him back a total perv and has a tiny penis and no one likes him and his fat self
That emmet is such a perv
by guythereal21265 March 23, 2017
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Emmet

The sweatiest in the room. Always is moist on the head, and is bullied by the grade above him. Has a naturally annoying attitude. He also has a way of making people ante him naturally. He can normally be found sliding around in his basement, and pissing in his cat’s litter box.
“Bro that man looks like he hasn’t showered in 10 days.”
“Yea he’s a emmet”
by Roach988 February 27, 2019
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Emmet

A scrawny weirdo usually with long, greasy hair. He boasts that he showers every day, but everyone knows he doesn’t. He dresses like a clown and listens to music all the time and spams on Instagram.
Look at that greasy clown”, he reminds me of an emmet.
by Rolyab February 27, 2019
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Emmetitis

When someone is writing in a text box, you see that person's name is typing for a long period of time, when the message finally appears, it's only a few words
Oh my goodness, I've got Emmetitis, it's taking me forever to type this sentence
by Nono55 September 11, 2013
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Emmet

a killjoy, somebody who is paranoid at parties and social gathering. feels the need to ruin the fun of others. has negative connotations. not to be confused with the responsible person who wont let people drink and drive and parties and calls cabs.
Hey dude, Stop being an Emmet, your ruining everyone's fun
by CAKECHEF December 14, 2010
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Emmet

A Cornish term for a tourist or holidaymaker, also used to describe foreigners in general, and (usually light-heartedly) to describe someone who lives in the town, but is not local to it.

Origin unknown. Believed to be derived from the Cornish word for 'ant', due to the similarity of a plague of tourists descending on a town to a colony of ants. This is unlikely however, as the Cornish word for 'ant' is 'morya'.
"Kint 'ardly breathe 'ere in summer, chap. Too many bloody emmets!"

"Wish we could stop all these emmets invading our country every summer, but they pays our wages, so t'would be silly really."
by GwresYnKernow October 30, 2008
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Emmet

Emmet is a homophobic, racist, psychotic, controlling, boy who sucks at soccer. He is awkward, stupid, mean, annoying, and racist. He will ruin your life and bully your best friend. So never date a guy named emmet!
Emmet is suck a jerk. I hate Emmet!
by yellow birds December 9, 2019
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