The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 2, 2022
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by .f.h.i.g December 24, 2016
Get the Eltonia mug.The elbonics in the movie theater was intense as the two people fought for their claim of the armrest.
by haveatictac June 24, 2008
Get the elbonics mug.Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.
Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
by therealchronicles June 10, 2020
Get the Elonian mug.Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.
The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.
The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.
Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.
Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.
The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.
Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.
Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
by LGD May 19, 2004
Get the elbonia mug.She is a very outgoing girl who has been hurt .she is beyond beautiful she so nice is very loyal but people dislike her . She has a amazing body very pretty but never like talk to people she doesn’t know .
Hey did you seeeeeeee Eloni today she was looking fine ?
Yeah I saw her but she wouldn’t talk to me .
Yeah I saw her but she wouldn’t talk to me .
by I don’t love life May 26, 2018
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