Elmer

a disgusting scumfag

Elmer is so smelly

I heard that he doesn't take any showers

Ew he is such a scumfag

by lancaster pimp jr May 3, 2008

elmer

a way to insult someone who has either a round head or is bald. also this person may talk in an odd dialect which involves using the letter "W" where the letter "R" is supposed to be. Ex: "You Wascomy Wabbit!" Also see Fudd.

That guy is such an elmer.

by joey paz January 16, 2008

Elmer

To creep or sneak like Elmer Fud

She Elmered out of there real quietly before he could notice!!

by Stormy4277 March 7, 2010

Elmer

fat porn addict. gay loves fernando. uses his hand 24/7. bangs the wall and dogs sometimes the turtle. puts pj and butter on his 1 cm dicks so dogs come and lick it . looks like santa clause right now loves anal by fernando. and loves doggy style by a dog even better!!! then kills himself. the end

ahhh ahhh ahhh fernando stop it hurts { mom come in the room} elmer stays quite mom leaves elmer continues with fernando and the dog. RIP ANAl rudulph

by lovely boy' December 25, 2016

Elmer

a fatass mexican being gay. always loves in to marco

Elmer is fucking stupid

by Nigro2000 November 10, 2017

Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"

"Dude, you are such an Elmer"

by MR.C.B November 28, 2017

Elmer

A elmer is someone who wants to suck a lot of dick and is always thirsty for more. Also they try to do weird shit with girls in their bedroom. They are very dumb and have most likely to date the stupidest girl in the world. A real elmer turns something simple and trys very hard to turn it into something that will never work out or will end shortly. Yet a real elmer can be cute and attractive, they are stupid and super funny. They love to laugh and joke around and make the people around them happy and force them to smile no matger how much they try not to. OVERALL ALL, REAL ELMERS ARE CUTE, FUNNY, DUMB, STUPID, SLUTS AND MOST LIKELY A BITCH!!!!

Elmer: lets go out
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)

by Doydl6o6dlhclch90 January 18, 2018