Verb: to decorate a person who has passed out early, for the sake of comedy. Rules vary by social circles, but, in general, falling asleep with one's shoes on means punishment by elfing.
person1: Dude, why does it say 'I heart carson daly' on your forehead?
person2: I got elfed last night.
person2: I got elfed last night.
by russiangopher October 09, 2006
creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
A degrading name for a girl
E for EMPTY
L for LESBO
F for FAGGOT
a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.
E for EMPTY
L for LESBO
F for FAGGOT
a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.
by mikayelaadams November 21, 2009
by ka-sohn December 24, 2005
Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.
"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"
" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="
" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="
by TayNicooooo August 10, 2007
A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.
Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis
Intercourse in its smallest form
Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis
Intercourse in its smallest form
Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen
by Busty Sinclaire April 20, 2006
Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022