A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.
You: Why hello. How are you today?
Troll: asl?
You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!
Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!
Troll: asl?
You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!
Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!
by geek² January 7, 2011
Get the electromonkey mug.One who is influenced by techno/mod culture, and mixes their own funky style with that of the punk scene. In dress they are their own, and tend to have a unique, off-beat personality. They are probably counter-culture and an intellectual. Quite eccentric. Scientific/long name for them is "orthodox electro-punk misfit" or "orthodox electro-punk nerd".
"Wow, that new girl's so weird. She likes to wear eighties dresses and mosh to Madonna, what's her problem?"
"Oh, she's just one of those electro-punk kids. They like to call themselves 'orthodox electro-punk misfits' though."
"Oh, she's just one of those electro-punk kids. They like to call themselves 'orthodox electro-punk misfits' though."
by Jane is not sane. December 20, 2005
Get the Electro-Punk mug.Wearing fluorescent coloured clothing just because it's the latest fad whilst screaming out "I love dirty house music"
Hey look at that dirty electrofuck over their doesn't he/she look so stupid wearing that ridiculous fluro clothing. Maybe I should pull my tye die T-shirt out of the wardrobe?
by electrofuck January 9, 2008
Get the electrofuck mug.When someone gets pwned by an Electric- attribute attack in a video game.
Commonly used in Console and PC Video Games.
Commonly used in Console and PC Video Games.
Pro: Pr3ePear f0r en ElectroPwn no0b1one!elven
N00b: WTF, You can't have that attackz0r until level 23! y0u h4xer!
N00b: WTF, You can't have that attackz0r until level 23! y0u h4xer!
by darkzr April 25, 2009
Get the ElectroPwn mug.Definition: The experience of feeling betrayed, frustrated, or underwhelmed after switching from fossil fuel technology to electric technology, only to encounter decreased performance, reduced convenience, shorter lifespan, or other disappointing results.
1. “I thought going electric would save me money, but now my car barely makes it to work without needing a recharge, and the cost of battery replacements and lack of repairability have me feeling totally electrocucked.”
2. “Ever since I switched my trusty old gas chainsaw for this electric one, I’ve been totally electrocucked. It barely cuts through wood and runs out of juice halfway through the job!”
3. “After converting my kitchen to an induction cooktop, I’ve been missing the warm glow and visceral pleasure of cooking over a flame, not to mention the reliability of gas during power outages. Talk about getting electrocucked!”
2. “Ever since I switched my trusty old gas chainsaw for this electric one, I’ve been totally electrocucked. It barely cuts through wood and runs out of juice halfway through the job!”
3. “After converting my kitchen to an induction cooktop, I’ve been missing the warm glow and visceral pleasure of cooking over a flame, not to mention the reliability of gas during power outages. Talk about getting electrocucked!”
by Le Duder July 3, 2024
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