elboner

an act in which your arm sticks straight out, thus making your elbow un-flaccid: an elbow boner, short for elboner. Similar to a kneerection, which incorporates your leg.

"Oh, look, Will has an elboner again, and all the girls can see it."

by rnoonrnaoac March 31, 2008

Elbonics

The way people talk when they have an elbow in thier mouth.

"Purlf? Sdnurg?"

"What the fuck is Reggie talking about?"

"Oh he's speaking elbonics, man."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 03, 2006

Elboning

To fuck a girl with your elbow.

My wrists were getting pretty tired, so I switched to some aggressive elboning.

by Homer Carpenter June 12, 2009