by Ardley April 30, 2008
Get the Exam Spliff mug.A period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average IB student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. The time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
IB student 1: Hey! how are your IB exams going?
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
by IBstudent2 May 9, 2010
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Fictitious role given to Lazy Bastards who will always side with the management and repeatedly say yes to any command/order.
Often found to be the back stabber of the depot, and will manipulate results and times to keep himself looking good.
often found lounging around at the end of 18 road with his thumb up his own arse or sometimes in warmer weather knelt under a managers desk sucking him off.
Often found to be the back stabber of the depot, and will manipulate results and times to keep himself looking good.
often found lounging around at the end of 18 road with his thumb up his own arse or sometimes in warmer weather knelt under a managers desk sucking him off.
by 3545346844 January 6, 2015
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Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
by littleredhat March 26, 2016
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Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
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by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019
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by breezeybeeb December 14, 2014
Get the Exam mug.Exam Chicken is a game played where the students undertake a written exam with a time limitation. The winner of exam chicken is the last person to begin writing.
person A: hey guys fancy a game of exam chicken?
person B: hell yeah, last time I won, Didn't start writing until 10 minutes before the exam finished.
person A: what grade did you get
person B: that's not important
person B: hell yeah, last time I won, Didn't start writing until 10 minutes before the exam finished.
person A: what grade did you get
person B: that's not important
by Derek Bosman December 28, 2012
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