Eitan

Best Persian ass sniper across the Arabian Peninsula. He has the most confirmed kills universally and can teleport his tongue to any ass.

Bro, I think I got sniped by Eitan last night. My booty feels squeaky clean.

Eitan turned to Arturo at the craps table and said "Chupapi muñeño".

by myfren_guayuslamdedoor August 1, 2022

Eitan

A furry who wants to get intimate with foxes and orcas.

Anyone: *exists*
Eitan: I AM NOT A FURRY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET INTIMATE WITH FOXES AND ORCAS!

by Eitan is a Fuckin Furry March 15, 2019

Pulling an Eitan

When you say you will hook up with somebody but then pussy out of it.

Rose: Hey Eitan wanna hook up?
Eitan: Sure.
Next day
Eitan: I changed my mind.
Rose: Ugh why are you pulling an Eitan

by noah45 June 8, 2022

eitan from behind

When you belt a high A into someone's asshole.

After the show, we went home and he gave me an eitan from behind.

by liverpoolsubboy June 11, 2012

eitan

eitans are short gremlin maniacs with a chaotic air. they tend to destroy things yet still come across as attractive

bobfrey: what was that noise it souned like a bomb?!
jeffrey:oh that’s just eitan

by *insert imaginative name here* January 21, 2025

Eitan

Best Persian ass sniper across the Arabian Peninsula. He has the most confirmed kills universally and can teleport his tongue to any ass.

Bro, I think I got sniped by Eitan last night. My booty feels squeaky clean.

by myfren_guayuslamdedoor August 1, 2022

Eitan

Overall nice. Can be pretty wired at times but is mostly normal. You will never find an Eitan with a girl or pulling girls. Eitans are nice but can be smart or the dumbest person you have ever seen

“Eitan is cool”
“I know, right”

by BronzeLightbulb November 5, 2022