Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

ensure

a drink used to gain or maintain a healthy weight.

I drank ensure after recovering from anerexia nervosa

by Sofie S June 4, 2005

esurprise

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.

Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise

by fortner December 30, 2008

Eisarmy

Eisarmy is a group of people found on Twitch
The streamer Gerit "lashbob", a football fan from the german club 1. FC Köln, loves ice cream.

Oh, he is part of the Eisarmy but not NR10official (no sword)

by UnmodNacho December 1, 2021

eSurgent

Derived from the word Insurgent, pronounced (e) Sir-jent

A person espousing extreme views of the Islamic culture. In most cases this person is an Arab that migrated to a western nation but not necessarily since in some cases it can be an internet troll. The eSurgent usually strikes on internet forums or the comment section of various video hosting sites like youtube or liveleak, attacking with one liners such as "death to Israel!" or "Allah Akbar" in some sort of apparent attempt to boost morale or maybe even perhaps convert religion over the web. In conclusion the eSurgent is the radical Islamic version of a keyboard warrior.

Looks like another eSurgent is raising jihad over the web again.

by zaffeh September 6, 2009

Ensuring Your Place In Hell

A DVD trilogy of (mostly) fucked up found footage films, there are 3 films in the trilogy (no shit) Ensuring Your Place In Hell, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 2, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 3.
Eypih 1 contains: Grave Robbing for Morons, Cooking with Huck Botko, Mortuary of the Dead, Exploding Varmints

Eypih 2 contains: Exorcism in Turkey, Wonderland 1981 Crime Scene, Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, High Impact: Hand Safety Video
Eypih 3 contains: Plant Earth About to be Recycled (Heaven’s Gate Initiation), The Enemy Japan, Rayshard Brooks Killing, Begotten

dude: yo have you seen Ensuring Your Place In Hell?
guy: no

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 June 24, 2022

Eisregen

A German death-metal band that sings questionable material. This is like Rammstein, but about 5 times worse in content and nearly impossible to understand. Band name means 'Ice rain', or 'Blizzard'. One song by them is called 'Krebskolonie'. This means 'cancer colony'. In the song, the line 'kraft durch krebs' means 'strong by cancer', 'krebs macht frei'- 'cancer sets you free'.

Dude, have you heard Eisregen? They sound like Satan himself, dude! I swear, I'm being subliminally turned toward satanism!

by yokken February 2, 2006