Eisenhower

synonymous with like (due to the nickname of Dwight D. Eisenhower being Ike ). Hilarious when used with strangers.

"Hi, I'd Eisenhower a Whopper, large fries, and a Coke."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, I'd EI-SEN-HOW-ER a WHOPP-ER, LARGE FRIES, AND A COKE."
"....that'll be $6.53....."

by Doctor Chicago December 27, 2009

new berlin eisenhower

the best school in new berlin that obtains..

incredibly attractive girls who are absolutely insane in addition to their breathtakingly good looks.

astonishing goodlooking guys that obtain their own language noone understands

guy 1 ' you hung out with new berlin eisenhower girls?!'

guy 2 'your soo luckkkyyyy'

by Ike School March 26, 2011

Eisenhower High School

Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr

Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”

Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”

Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”

Guy2: “but they all nasty”

Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”

Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”

Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”

Guy2: “ shit threesome?”

by idkumyea6969 January 30, 2020

eisenhower shuttle

originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a sexual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is

Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.

by Giggs April 23, 2008

Eisenhower

Easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind, commonly encountered.

Eisenhower saw the thing.
Eisenhower said this was sickening.
Eisenhower saw it in America.

by Dwight D November 21, 2010

Eisenhower

The perfect last name for a boy.

I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!

by Twight0931 April 9, 2017

Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012