Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".

"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"

"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"

by -n0n5- May 28, 2019

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012

der eisendrache

It's from bo3 1st dlc map and translated to English it's the iron dragon

Go to the Der eisendrache

by Kingofmuststang August 17, 2016

eisenbrowned

(noun)...the state of depression/remorse that one feels on Monday morning when he realizes that he can't make up for all the losses he made gambling the prior week.

Wife: There is something wrong with my husband today?
Friend: I think that he is feeling eisenbrowned from all the games that he thought were winners, but can't do anything about now.

by Winning....... October 20, 2014

Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

Eisen Eviction

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.

Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.

by classy kid July 23, 2010

Eijsden

A small rustic village which is part of the Eijsden-Margraten community. And lies within Limburg(Netherlands, Europe).

Eijsden is mostly inhabited by cows, sheep, chicken and people who are named Piet or Toos. An other common name in Eijsden is Martijn, though these people won't come outside ver often due the fact they are practically koakin' the whole day, under command of there Hi-Chief Piet V.

The common transportation in Eijsden are tractors.

Untill 2005 Eijsden had 7180 inhabitants, the population was increased slighty in 2006 and 2007, but slighty dropped in 2008. The cause of this decrease may be causes by a group of comazuipers, terrorising most parts of Eijsden. From 2009 till early-2010, these 'comazuipers' were abandoned from Eijsden untill December 2010. At New Years Eve the comazuipers planned an reunion, celebrating there re-invite to Eijsden at a secret location.

"Hello, my name is Martijn. My parents are named Piet and Toos. And I'm from.. "

*interrupts* "Yeah, Eijsden. We figured"

by Bigbadjelly April 4, 2011