Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

eh oop

A term used by stupid nothern yokels in britian.

"Eh oop i just shagged a cow" "Eh oop, chuck" "Eh oop ya fuckin bastard"

by Ben the hen April 10, 2008

Ehoo

Noise you make when your mother kicks you on your shankle

"Ehoo"

by mushrump May 25, 2018

EmOop

The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet.
She’s known to make your brain hurt.

The most bipolar headass bitch who’ll will confuse you.

She can bend your fingers so far back you’ll probably need a chiropractor.

EmOop is on her dot.
You make my brain hurt.

by Tony Stark died 02 October 20, 2019

Epoophany

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009

Epoophany

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).

"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."

by Abrax March 28, 2008