Egotestical

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.

Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker

by Dan Parsont July 11, 2008

Egotestical

A male who thinks they are the shit and has big balls. (my friend Gynn (pronounced Gin) came up with the definition one sunny after noon after school when I was driving her home. My other two friends AL and Benn were witteneses.

The egotestical rapper sang a song about why he was hott. (song: This is why I'm Hot by Mims)

by Shmeig February 21, 2007

Egotestical

A person who think they're better than everyone because they have big balls.

That guy is such an egotestical

by NuclearKärring March 22, 2017

Egotestical

Being really egotistical about your dick

Grace: He was constantly talking about his massive dick
Radha: Gosh he sounds so egotestical

by Queen of VG March 23, 2022

egotestical

When someone who's self centered (egotistic) is an absolute dick about it.

Man, Jack Falcon is so self centered and is such a dick about it. He's egotestical!

by AuraAcorn March 04, 2021