egmoto

An egg in motion

Andrew is an Egmoto

by kewlkiddddd September 3, 2017

Egostatistical

A smart ass that knows everything that ever has been, is now, and ever will be, and reminds everyone of this at every given moment. You try to reference something loosely just for effect, and this guy brings everything to a screeching halt correcting you with minor details, sounding all smart like. no one really likes this person, but he tags along like he’s part of the group. he is put up with though because usually the guy has a sweet house with a hot tub that you take full advantage of.

You: Dude, This rubix is impossible!

Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.

You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.

by Abe713 April 1, 2008

Egotestical

Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.

Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"

Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert

by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010

premature efootballation

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.

Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.

by 3irty6 December 29, 2009

Egotistical

The process of putting you're name on Urban Dictionary, then complementing yourself in the description.

Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)

by Truthclear Radiation November 7, 2015

egotopiary

Pruning shrubs, bushes, or trees, so they resemble the gardener or the owner of the property.

Rather than creating a normal topiary by shaping the bushes into squirrels and other small animals, the gardener created a remarkable image of himself. His wife referred to it as his egotopiary.

by New Yorker Contest Enterer May 17, 2010

EgoTwitter

its a game of words meaning aEgotripper exhibing every deed he does on Twitter.
Exhibisionist relating every single detail of their oh so exciting life.

people posting the most irrelevant storys and lies to make themselves more imortant than they actually are.
Twitter is only for EgoTwitters.

by Almost Perfect October 25, 2009