Eggbertlicious

Deaf in one ear

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.

by Pingwan June 22, 2015

Eggbutt

Someone who inserts eggs into their rectum and lays them for fun.

Peggy: Have you seen that video of Eggbutt putting an egg in his butt?

Fraser: Yeah bro, sweet as.

by Cumface2.0 September 30, 2018

eggbert

Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.

Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".

Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.

Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):

Bye mum!

(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)

by notimenomoney May 2, 2010

Eggbread

A female with good pussy.

YO, Dae-Dae got that eggbread!

by Bizy Bill August 28, 2008

eggbun

A man with a bald head on top with stubble/hair around the sides and back baldpatch.

Alex: Oh look an eggbun
Liam: Oh he is a small eggbun baldpatch, give me his haircut!

by OjBunson August 23, 2017

eggbert

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

by robertochaun May 17, 2005

eggbert

A fart that smells like rotten eggs

Somebody just laid an eggbert...

by cammywobs November 29, 2006