Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Egg Whites

Dumb

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.

Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.

by sassyTAfan March 18, 2014

egg whites

Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."

Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.

Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.

Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.

Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!

by offya January 3, 2012

egg whites

A woman's breasts, or tits. The nipples are the 'yolk of the egg' and the rest is the 'white.'

From "Bedrock" by Young Money

1. Be on my low starch, be on my egg whites.

2. That girl has sum huge egg whites.

by DJ CJV December 9, 2010

Egg White Delight

The act of waking up an unsuspecting person by ejaculating on their face.

She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.

by DRAGONSLAYER May 4, 2013

Salty egg whites

Basically a guys cum

"I sucked george last night and swallowed his salty egg whites"

by LauraJanehaha January 9, 2009

Egg whites

When you can see the whites of an eye underneath the pupil and above the eyelid. The persons eye looks like an egg being cooked sunny side up.

"Number 10 on that team looks like a slow learner because of the egg whites in his eyes."

by J. Caldwell August 13, 2009