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Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021
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cream egg

cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.

its usually a lesbian party trick.
'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'
by amelia12345 January 25, 2008
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toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"
by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005
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cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.
I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.
by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019
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Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.
by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011
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Cream egg

This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg
by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016
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