douwe egbert

a dino's bestfriend.

douwe egbert

by ESSSSSSSTHER August 16, 2010

King Egbert

King Egbert, or Egbert of Wessex. King of England between 802-839. Related to the Eyre of Eyrecourt.

Andrew "Are you related to King Henry?"
Jake "No, but I used to be King Egbert"

by the ward February 13, 2013

Olivia Anne Egbert

A really really hot girl. You cant keep you eyes off her. And if you hurt her she will hurt you back (no joke). She is flat out sexy and if you date her you are the luckyest person ever

shes hot,cool,sexy,great all around, Olivia Anne Egbert is great

by that kid who dates her October 29, 2011

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

Harry Anderson Egbert

The biological child of Roxy Lalonde and John Egbert in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.

Damn the kid is such a Harry Anderson Egbert smh
Because he's a femboy?
Yeah

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

coach eggert

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Elbert

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021