eerph

you lick balls with your mama

you

by Chris likes pie August 25, 2003

esurprise

The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.

Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.

by Fortner January 3, 2009

eerp

The ultimate sound/word after hearing a compleatly stupid statement, mainly used when talking to nubs. The word eerp is the most satisfying way to make fun of the person, with out derect words, and it will confuse the shit out of the victim

Guy 1:" Hey i just skydived, then beat up this gangster, and did a hot malf in the pits, then i conberted my 240sx!"

Guy 2:"eerp"

by pfx3ka6s January 21, 2010

eurph

A word created by my friend, the coolest person in the world. It means "stupid" or whatever you want it to mean at the time.

"Eurph."
"What?"
"Eurph."
"What is this Eurph you speak of?"
"Euprh."

by Snotley March 24, 2004

edurp

A person mainly female who wishes to refrain from sexual activities
Ex: sex, oral pleasures of the world, things to do with one's hand (and for that matter, FEET)

Those cadets are edurp, they prefer alley ways and like to refrain from using the bedroom

"he was walking me home and somehow i ended up in his bed" -- WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ERURP PEOPLE DRINK. *caution*

by the Virgin Mary and Sister Virginia March 11, 2008

EEUUPP!!

1.) the act of showing excitement. Usually use when something tight or fun is being brought up.

2.) Can be used to tell your buddy that the girl your talking to is indeed hot.

1.) Dude, if you put all of those fireworks in one box and light it, it will a show that no one has ever seen. EEUUPP!!

2.) She has a nice booty if you ask me. EEUUPP!!

by hesse00 May 17, 2008

Eurp a derp

Slang of stupid, or dumb.

Man he's such a eurp a derp

by Zwilliamb September 4, 2016