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A person mainly female who wishes to refrain from sexual activities
Ex: sex, oral pleasures of the world, things to do with one's hand (and for that matter, FEET)
Those cadets are edurp, they prefer alley ways and like to refrain from using the bedroom

"he was walking me home and somehow i ended up in his bed" -- WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ERURP PEOPLE DRINK. *caution*
Related Words
Edurp edurne edupes edurant Edures esurprise eurph edup Edupage Eduphilia
Its Fucking iDubbbz you cunty little shit, kill yourself.
edupes, can i smash?
edupes by w4sedctfyvuhijouiug June 23, 2017

Premature Edumpulation 

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation
Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

edupredation 

The act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students. Such a teacher is an edupredator. There has been a spate of these sorts of activities of late, especially amongst female teachers and their male students.
Erin McLean, a 30-yr old teacher in Knoxville, TN proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair. No more bothersome husband or student left to bother her! Clever girl!
edupredation by Whitt March 21, 2007
Someone (typically a close friend) who has a small head compared to the rest of their bodies. Opposite of a flembogi.
"Yo what's good eurpie?"
"I hate you."
Eurpie by Jake Morales October 16, 2020

esurprise 

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.
Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise
esurprise by fortner December 30, 2008