This is the kind of guy that girls dream about. He is smart, funny, creative, sweet, generous and that's just to name a few things. He is super adorable and will do anything in his power to make you happy. A bit stubborn at times but is amazing at cuddling. If you ever need him all you have to do is give him a call and he'll be there. Even if he tends to be kind of quiet sometimes if he falls in love with you you'll know. It's hard not to fall in love with an Eathen. If you ever have an Eathen in your life treat him right because if you don't he might just walk away and never come back. I love you Eathen!
Girl 1: Why are guys such jerks?
Girl 2: Not all guys, my boyfriend Eathen is the best! Last week he made homemade chicken noodle soup for me when I was sick.
Girl 1: Seriously? Wow you're lucky.
Girl 2: Not all guys, my boyfriend Eathen is the best! Last week he made homemade chicken noodle soup for me when I was sick.
Girl 1: Seriously? Wow you're lucky.
by Jewel July 29, 2016
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Katrina: Omg! Who's that fine ass sexy man walking this way?
Rose: Well of course, it's an Eithen! Just look at him!!
Katrina: Dammn he's fine, I think I'm going to go talk to him.
Rose: Too bad you can't.
Katrina: Why's that?
Rose: You're not a Taylor!
Rose: Well of course, it's an Eithen! Just look at him!!
Katrina: Dammn he's fine, I think I'm going to go talk to him.
Rose: Too bad you can't.
Katrina: Why's that?
Rose: You're not a Taylor!
by Flowerrrrr May 11, 2011
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Now think of your favorite place on earth..
Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!"
PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES.
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Now think of your favorite place on earth..
Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!"
PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES.
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by The first Ethen October 11, 2021
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