Edger

The white version of Edgar. He is a middle/highschool boy who wears saggy jeans and Jordan 4s. He has a fade/Caesar cut, and usually douses himself in Dior Sauvage. He usually hangs around the latino kids, and uses phrases like "no quema cuh" and "aight boom" when he talks

"Yo Edger what's good?"
"Aight boom, I'm feeling great, no quema cuh"

by Søplekongen April 17, 2023

Edger

A man who cant be defined by word a man with a great penis 7 inches to be precise

A great man with mystery probably knows you more than you know your self great friend
Will protect you at any cost

Like how does edger know it’s my birthday, edger is just a great man

by I will qn your duty November 21, 2023

Edger

A man people hate for some reason probably because he too amazing

Why do you hate edger John he too amazing for anyone

by I will qn your duty November 21, 2023

Edger

Guy who gives the best relationship advice

How do I get him he is to popular for me to date him , edger give him a sandwich,2months later they have a kid named edger

by I will qn your duty November 21, 2023

teen-edger

somebody who adopts the ethics and lifestyle of straight edge just to be cool. It may be done to hold a moral high-ground over your peers, or just a reason to combat your homo-erotic feelings by punching somebody in the face, a means of justification if you will.
Teen-edgers may claim to like Minor Threat, but only because their friends do.
Drink's Pepsi because it's ethically made, according to what the person with the highest scene points says.

"I'VE GOT STRATE EJ!! GUYZ!!"

or

*punches in face/looks down on you for drinking a beer*

by holdthex's May 14, 2005

straight edger

Somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. That is, a person who respects their body
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.

Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.

Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.

--or--

Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge

by Neera May 1, 2006

sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.

Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009