Fake Email Job

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.

Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.

by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021

Ebil

1) Pleasantly or cutely evil. 2) Slightly Evil But without malicious intent.

The previous poster has the same definition but with misspelled words which is just ebil for an English fanatic like me.

by LadyPegasus August 9, 2015

Ebalo si e maikata

Common phrase to explain in depth how bad the situation has become.

- We are all gonna die!
- Ebalo si e maikata!

by c0median November 18, 2018

email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

ebil noob

a playa who makes u think he's a noob at first but in reality he's not... then he pwns u.

ebil noob (lvl 3): hey man whats up
PKer (lvl 45): lol noob i pwn u
*PKer pwns ebil noob*
*ebil noob logs in with lvl 90 account*
ebil noob (lvl 90): loool now u die u mofo
*PKer gets owned*

by ebilnoob July 21, 2011

rot ebal

A very harsh insult in Russian thrown at members of another ''bratva'' (gang) or generally your opponent before a fight. It means "to fuck sb in mouth'' NOT the same as oral sex as it's done with consent by both parties, in this case you stress that you use your opponents mouth to pleasure yourself and he can do nothing about that...

Ya tvoi rot ebal, blyad!

(I fuck your mouth, whore)

by ansons September 25, 2011

Email Swirl

Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question is gunned down by eroneous crap; causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.

Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.

by John Spenker March 4, 2008