GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! 

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! by The Leedale March 7, 2009

Eat a bowl of dicks 

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.

Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.

Eat a bowl of dicks by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012

Go eat a bowl full of dicks 

A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.

Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.

Go eat a bowl full of dicks by James November 9, 2004

eat a bag of dicks

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.

Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.

eat a bag of dicks by hawleyal July 25, 2011

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

Eat a bag of dicks by Tarrak November 2, 2010

Eat a hot bowl of dicks 

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.

'Eat a hot bowl of dicks' - Ice T

Eat a hot bowl of dicks by mistasteve October 19, 2020

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012