Douchebag Earring

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009

Earrape

Literally the loudest thing you can listen to

Damn Roman, how did you make my ears bleed?

All I did was play coconut mall earrape while you were sleeping

by chicken1013 August 5, 2018

Errand Bitch

Running mindless errands for those that could easily do it themselves, but find you an easy target to manipulate to do their deed.

Link -- You are an Errand Bitch. Pour my drink, send my mail, and save my daughter.

by kidthatisn'tanerrandbitch December 16, 2012

Earballs

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

run errands

The word errand is most commonly used in the sense of a short journey taken to perform some necessary duty.

to run errands -taking or fetching clothes from the cleaners; taking mail to the post office; filling the car with fuel, taking sacks of leaves to the compost center, etc.

by barkip September 19, 2012

earape

When some pig fucker edits a video to be distorted and really fuckin loud in an attempt to make you fuckin deaf

Yo bro I was listening to some earape last night and I think Im deaf in my left ear

by Big duck da January 19, 2017

Earrape

The act of destroying someones ears with a song that has been distorted and bass boosted

Someone made an Earrape version of goosebumps by travi$ scott that fucking destroyed my ears

by Xxxxxxxxxtentacion June 12, 2017