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A computer company that gets made fun off because people talk crap about it. Well ive had 2 emachines that have been nothing but good. I have a 1998 emachines thats lasted with no problems. And now i have the one I'm on now that i use for gaming. Whoever said that its shit for gaming is stupid all i had to do is buy a bigger video card and its like any other gaming computer.
Dell guy: Dude your getting a DELL!!
me: No I'm not i'm getting a emachines and it has better specs and you pay $500 less.
emachines by Robert Steadman August 8, 2006
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A company that makes inexpensive and quality computers that last quite long and was tied for second best computers as reviewed by PCWorld Magazine. It was owned by Gateway and now Acer.
My 8-year-old eMachines still works like new!!!!
eMachines by emachinesFan June 22, 2009
the best comptr manufacturar eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive had mine for 2 yers nd it never crashed.
So any 1 hoo ses there crap can get screwed!
Ted:Hi,Bill, i got a new eMachines PC
Bill:they're shit
Ted:That's it ill fuck you up
Bill:Bring it,ho!
emachines by Louix June 11, 2006

the mitchells vs the machines 

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.
the mitchells vs the machines...

Blaze and the Monster Machines 

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!

the suicide machines 

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world
man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

Micro Machines 

Micro Machines was a line of toy cars and the like sold in the U.S. from the late 1980s to the mid-late 1990s by Galoob (now owned by Hasbro). They were much smaller than Hot Wheels and Matchbox and came in packages of five. The line also included many playsets, most notably the Highways and Biways collection of restaurants, car washes, farms, etc., connected by plastic track pieces.
Guy #1: Dude, you still have all your old Micro Machines?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I grew up with those things!