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e-hoarding

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.
if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!
by brooke's eye March 19, 2010
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choarding

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.
person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?
by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022
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Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!
by Ju ju man March 4, 2010
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Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.
Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.
by Turtle89 September 22, 2009
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Edwarding

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
by _allismine_ August 7, 2009
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emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go
Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding
by KICK USA May 19, 2014
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Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.
Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!
by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011
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