Premature Edumpulation

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

Edumacation

Ed-yoo-ma-ca-shion To learn new things in stinky school place

"I'm getting an edumacation"

by AM BIG SMORT June 15, 2020

erump

pronounced: eeh-ow-ump

1) It is said in a very random situation.

2) Instead of saying the term "that's gay", you let out an erump

1) Speaker A: "You know what i realized? None of y'all are circumcised."

Speaker B: "ERUMPP"

2) Chad: "Bro, after 2 hours my thumbs started to sore and palms were getting sweaty."

Tobi: "please tell me you're talking about COD."

Chad: "no.."

Tobi: "erump"

3: "ERUMPPP!!"

"wtf..."

by sharmisonfire August 9, 2012

Edumaction

To talk good words; good talkings.

I talks with edumactions.

by Jeremy Swick December 9, 2008

edupredation

The act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students. Such a teacher is an edupredator. There has been a spate of these sorts of activities of late, especially amongst female teachers and their male students.

Erin McLean, a 30-yr old teacher in Knoxville, TN proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair. No more bothersome husband or student left to bother her! Clever girl!

by Whitt March 21, 2007

Edumercials

Any commercial that tries to "educate" the public. Such at the "more you know" adds on NBC. Every now and then they are affective such as the Talk to Your Kids About Drugs commercials, but others are just an excuse for celebrities to get face time appearing to support a worthy cause.

guy 1: Hey man did you see the new Jimmy Falon "the more you know" add? I didn't know sex can lead to pregnancy.

guy2: Doesn't he have his own show now? Why is he still doing edumercials?

by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

eduma

A retarded radiology student's term for swelling of the extremities.

The patient in the ER had a lot of eduma in the right ankle.

by Rad director April 4, 2017