eBay

The best place to earn quick money.

You can literally sell dirt on eBay.

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005

eBay

A place where you can buy a maple leaf for $50.00 and a rusty nail for $200.

Look, ma. I bought this authentic chicken nugget that looks just like Babe Ruth.

by surfer August 22, 2003

eBay

A place where you get items for less than 50% of retail and pay the other 50% in shipping price.

Yay, I bought my brand new Green Pointer laser for 100 bucks. WTF?! I have to pay $100 to ship it from Asia?

by Renegade_R May 13, 2005

eBay

A site well known for people to sell their shit to someone else.

Person: Why give away your worthless crap to Goodwill when you can sell it off eBay?"

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 19, 2005

eBay

A great place where you can buy a "rare" £5 coin for £20, there are lots of people who sell their junk here and people who buy others' junk.

"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure." eBay in a sentence.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

eBay

A large hole in the internet, lined with collector plates and Star Wars figurines, into which large amounts of money has fallen.

When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.

by global33 May 30, 2003

eBay

A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.

"Where did you get those pants!?"
"I bought them off eBay"

by dickhead July 26, 2003