e-penis 

Aside from the above definition "A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters", factors that shrivel the e-penis include mearly having world of warcraft installed on your computer & various other massive multiplayer online games, possesion/membership of any number of differnt types of caroon porn, frequenting lord of the rings chat rooms (only one return & that is of the Jedi!!!) and being a virgin while not being an e-virgin.

"My e-girlfriend, SuperSexy69Elf, was totally all over my e-penis last night in the Hobbit Sex chatroom."

e-penis by Damn Kaufman January 12, 2007

e-penis 

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

e-penis by Rory January 6, 2007

E-penis 

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.

My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.

E-penis by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

e penis by Devin May 24, 2006

e-penis complex 

a psycological condition similar to a male's obsesion over the size of his actual penis. Those people suffering from an e-penis complex display symptoms such as obsession over trivial technological matters.

Everyone says Sam has an e-penis complex because he cant stop bragging about his computer's speed.

e-penis complex by Lusian January 27, 2006

You totally love my E-penis. 

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

You totally love my E-penis. by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Péngsōng de qì'é 

A really stupid mix between an idiot and a dummy. When together, they look kind of like a squashed potato rotting away. If you see one of them, please eject them-oh! There's one right over there who wrote the "Kaymunk" definition!

*Péngsōng de qì'é was ejected*

Péngsōng de qì'é really looks like a fox butt.

Péngsōng de qì'é by Not a squashed potato March 13, 2022