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cognitive dysentery

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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dozen

A nickname used to mock or insult a person who cannot do anything. The word "dozen" is a wordplay on the word "doesn't". This term is mostly used on K-pop idols, with the origin coming from an NCTzen, (NCT fandom name) joking about WAYV (an NCT group) member Lucas, not being capable to do anything for the group.
@BAEKHUI : lucas shoulda been named 12 cause he dozen rap .. dozen sing .. dozen do anything 🤣🤣🤣
by nahyuckriceseller January 17, 2023
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dyreng

A hypothetical expulsion of air from the urethra. This does not come in normal conditions, and requires use of a pump and specialized tools.
Erik tried to perform a dyreng just to prove a point. He may have caused permanent damage.
by ThePoonslayer January 29, 2010
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mexicans dozen

A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.
How many deep they rolling?

Shit, they got a Mexicans dozen in that bitch.
by Rhym September 15, 2017
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baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.
How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.
by allygat-urr April 17, 2005
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Dysentery

You shit until you die
The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery
by The4horsemen October 10, 2019
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Negro's Dozen

11
bitch only gave me a negro's dozen.
by Squamnail March 3, 2011
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