species dysphoria

a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species

Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.

by brainyuck June 16, 2015

sexuality dysphoria

The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.

I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

Species Dysphoria

Similar to that of Gender Dysphoria however, this is more related to the overwhelming feeling that one may get when they don't even feel like they're supposed to be human. Like those of us that feel closer to certain animals and compare these hairless, heavy bones of humans inferior to said creature.

Girl 1: "I haven't told my bf yet about my species dysphoria."

Girl 2: "I hope he understands."

by SugaryRaine January 28, 2021

Species Dysphoria

A mental illness wherein, you think you are a different species. This usually means loudly stating you are said animal every opportunity you get, being obsessed with anime, asking people to pet you, and talking in a cutesy manner. Almost exclusively wolves, foxes, horses, cats, and bunnies, and other cute mammals.

Notably, none of these individuals have enough confidence in their belief to go into the wilderness and live like the animal they repeatedly claim they are.

Tony: Wow what a hard day at work. I can't wait to eat my ice cream and wind down!

Jack: oh, sorry bro, i ate all the ice cream in the freezer.

Tony: UWU I'M A FOX AND IM VERY MAD. I WANT MY CREAMIES! COVER MY FOX FUR IN CREAMIES!

Jack: Oh no, you've contracted Species Dysphoria!

by oogaboogafittatoogalamooga March 18, 2023

Scatemojical Dysphoria

Noun - A condition where one is self-conscious because they believe their poop is supposed to be the same consistency as a 💩 emoji.

She wouldn’t poop in any toilet outside of her home because she had scatemojical dysphoria.

by Jazzdrummer1 May 18, 2019

sbb dysphoria

sbb stands for "stone butch blues" (inspired by the book with that title), which refers to a type of gender dysphoria that butch/stud/masculine lesbians experience. the term's intention is to create distinction between the type of gender dysphoria that transexual (medically transitioning) people experience and that which those who don't desire to take hormones, or only temporarily or have detransitioned experience. someone with sbb dysphoria might feel insecurity regarding their sex/gender which is tied to the fact that they're female-homosexual and the gender-non-conformity that comes with it even though they accept and see themselves as lesbians. someone with sbb dysphoria might use alternative pronouns to refer to themselves but not necessarily, same with identifying or not as transgender or transbutch.

i used to think i was trans, turns out it's just sbb dysphoria.

by jesusislesbian April 27, 2020

Sleep Dysphoria

The moment of finding the perfect resetting place.

I’m experiencing sleep dysphoria, I can’t sleep.

by 2kct. March 29, 2021