Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.

Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

by Dr. Pat - PhD in women June 1, 2011

dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.

Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"

by LeesusFreak February 7, 2010

dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Dysfunctional Emotional Drama

Acronym D.E.D., noun,adjective, verb, adverb: self sympathetic, individual or group, negative outlook on life, pathetic perception of the past, present and future, mental disorder, noncreative, nonproductive thinking.

I can never get anywhere in life because of those crooked politicians running the government. This is an example of dysfunctional emotional drama.

by Ron Leddy August 22, 2011

Dysfunctional Pimp

Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.

Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?

Nick: Yeah but they never last.

Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp

by kissyume October 13, 2021