Dwight Schrute

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Dwight Schrute

AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela

Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"

by Sarah110993 May 6, 2008

dwigged

To render something that is practically perfect unusable by overzealously seeking to improve it. The act of dwigging almost always involves long and uncertain timelines that accompany speculative goals. The involvement of NASA and other government agencies such as the EPA are common causes of delay, along with the laws of physics, and basic project management flaws. All these things result in an indefinite state of "almost done"ness.

That car has been completely dwigged. They've been working on it for over two years and it's still not done.

by The real kabob king November 4, 2013

Foodist Dwight

Foodist Dwight is a small YouTuber, he is a member of the Foodists, and he is also a internet troll, he likes to make fun of dead people, and he also likes to go after other small YouTubers and famous Youtubers, just to harass them by using any religions or any ideologies as a weapon to demonize on innocent people.
He can also doxx them by using the website called Doxbin, by knowing their location or their address, their phone numbers or their emails, and they can call the pizza man or the SWAT team by giving them people's address, and he can also create a false documents in order to frame them.

“This guy name Foodist Dwight really lacks the discipline.” 🤦 ♂️

by Skoll&Hati November 7, 2022

Dwigt

Common misspelling of the name 'Dwight' as seen on The Office.

Agent Scarn: Samuel you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever, and you're disgusting, Dwigt.

by the Cale June 22, 2006

Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

by dksfan April 14, 2010

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018