Dwigt
Agent Scarn: Samuel you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever, and you're disgusting, Dwigt.
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DWIT
A DWIT is a hapless person who's caught between being a dweeb and a twit. A total loser with no hope of ever changing. A DWIT is more of a put down than either of its words of origin.
The used car salesman sold that DWIT a Yugo.
Only a DWIT would try to smack down a pit bull.
He's a total DWIT. He asked his cousin to go to prom with him
Only a DWIT would try to smack down a pit bull.
He's a total DWIT. He asked his cousin to go to prom with him
DWIT by Pistol Packing Pappy July 14, 2010
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Dwigt • Dwight • Dwight Schrute • Dwight Howard • dwint • dwiggle • Dwight Shrute • DWIT • dwite • DIGTBK
Dwight Schrute
Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009
Dwight Shrute
He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013
Dwight Schrute
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Dwight you ignorant slut
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