dermot

a fitso that could get it anyday of the week

omg did u see dermot he could get laid anyday of the week by me ahhh

by LauraTheMaster December 18, 2018

Dermott's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.

Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'

Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'

Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'

Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'

by Leovinus October 12, 2017

dermot

when something brilliant is happening or your having so much fun

wow i'm having so much dermot right now!!!

by unknowwwnnnn May 25, 2008

Dermot sullivan

A dermot sullivan is a tasty chocolate bar made from chocolate and caramel. It tastes so good that you just want to have it all day.

wow this Dermot sullivan is so good, it's also sexual.

by thats not my name October 18, 2008

Dirty Dermo

When you get a full football team to cum in your hair to ensure it stays extra curly

Ah man my hair was giving me hardship so I had to go down to Bluebell and act the dirty dermo to sort it out

by Dirtymichael May 24, 2019

dermot

when your really bord and your tryna find something to do and its wet out and hard, You can just go and do a dermot because thats like the funnest thing ever, because dermots are so smexy they make everything great...

what will i do today??
i know ! dermot!!

by katiedude May 25, 2008

Dermon

A whore type demon.

Demon1: dude did you see that Dermon yesterday?
Demon2: yeah dude she was so hot!!!

by Miss_Shots April 10, 2019