shelf duster

A woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf dusting -engaging in said activity.

"I love watching a shelf duster do her business after a little snack. They should make shelf dusting videos!"
"After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting."

by Darlinka Kevina November 27, 2013

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.

Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"

by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013

brain duster

A strike with the hand, usually the palm, against the back of someone's head. It is used to get the attention of the victim, especially for disciplinary purposes.
When properly executed, a brain duster causes no damage and little to no lasting pain, but does immediately capture the target's attention.

The boy was throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store, so his mother gave him a brain duster and told him to behave.

by katboh October 12, 2005

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

duster flow

Duster Flow is when someone's flow (usually a guy's) looks dry, crusty, dirty, and dandrufty. Usually worn by dusters and benders. Don't wheel someone with duster flow.

Example: Zach's hair is so nasty, its totally Duster Flow

by Elizabeth Anne Johnston December 19, 2014

Hudson Duster

When one uses their pubic hair to wipe the face of another willing participant. Can be used with both males and females, and with both male and female partners. Female dusting is preferred because the male penis may interfere during a dusting, and it is not a true dusting unless it is done with pubic hair only.

Me and Wendy were so drunk last night that she wanted to give me a blow job. I was only able to pull my pubes out instead of my penis and I gave her a hudson duster instead.

by rkramer89 May 13, 2008