dustpan

Noun. The host of a party who can't stop cleaning up after his guests for one single moment to just chillax. Like a dustpan following just behind a broom to collect the dust. Also: "dustpanning"; "to follow LIKE a dustpan"; "to follow WITH a dustpan"

Ned: I thought the party was cool, but every time I started eating the nachos, Ben kept following me like a dustpan.
Steve: Straight up. Ben's usually chill, but last night he was a total dustpan.

by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:

jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"

by chris January 13, 2005

dustpan

guy that gets with ugly girls.

for every flower there comes the dirt...
the dustpan man is essential for cleaning up the ugly and keeping the party going. so that we as males can continue pollinating the world.

"taking one for the team" but really just likes to get it in

"I'm so glad you brought you roommate over, this one squish faced chick kept trying to cock block me. Then the dustpan came and scooped her up, leaving me to pollinate with that sexy slut all night."

"Yea, he's the best. We're still giving him shit though."

"Oh, God Yea! I could of stuck her face into a gum ball machine it was so flat."

by rhonehead September 22, 2011

Dustpan

If someone who had a mop on their head cuts their hair it then becomes a mop.

Person 1: Did you see Michael cut his mop off his head?
Person 2: Yeah but he still has a dustpan on his head.
Person 3: Yeah it doesn't look right on his head.

by Mjc10162002 February 28, 2019

Dustpan

Canadian slang term, meaning a person is particularly shit at a skill.

"buddy you're a fuckin' dustpan."

by Geophoeniix December 15, 2022

Dustpan Cowboy

Somebody who is a dusty and fake country boy. Pretending to be from the sticks but really just rolled in a dustpan.

Doug was being such a dustpan cowboy last night

by Bobzeller67 July 9, 2025

a dustpanho

a man and/or woman who is low in standards, lives low, and works for pay. A dustpanho provides non-sexual services.

kim: "Could you call Dustin? I need someone to clean my gutters."

tony: "I'm not sure what you mean Kim, but I can call a dustpanho to do the service for you."
kim: "A dustpanho would do the job perfectly."

by a dustpanho May 17, 2021