duhfunkled

when something is just not correct

I dropped my phone and when I picked it up the screen looked duhfunkled.

by jaquelstuuuedabegga August 5, 2012

Dutfucked

Stranded due to ill-conceived on-the-fly immigration policy decisions.

Hey there's a dentist shortage in Australia but all the foreign teaching dentists are being sent home. Well, Melbourne Dental School will be Dutfucked then.

by Lady Beefcake September 30, 2017

Curfuckle

Like a curfuffle, but worse.

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!

by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011

Curfuckled

When you're very confused about something that makes you question if you're an idiot or not.

After reading that text message I got so curfuckled that I started to question myself.

by CaliBoy18 July 11, 2020

Defuckled

Having something you own getting all fucked up. Your property getting messed up without your doing.

My girfriend's sone defuckled my brand new starters jacket with gum.

Our son wasn't paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is defuckled.

That damn band pretty much defuckled the motel room before they checked out.

by SpanishInsanity April 7, 2011

kurfuckle

A more serious version of kurfuffle - or a very serious commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.

"My friends' were getting in a serious kurfuckle over Fornite."

by SomeBun September 5, 2018

Curfuckle

A curfew to fuck/have sex.

Oh shit! It's an hour past my curfuckle! Gotta run!

by ApersonA October 24, 2020