dunkin donuts

A place that sells stale donuts that have been sitting on the counter all day.

I've been to this Dunkin Donuts 3 times and they've sold me stale donuts every visit.

by zman911 March 6, 2008

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007

dunkin' donuts

A unit of distance measurement in certain areas of New England and especially in Greater Boston.

The nearest Krispy Kreme? Its not a far drive, only about 4 Dunkin' Donuts away.

by ChallicSymbol May 21, 2007

The Dunkin' Donut

A sexual position that is best performed in a bathroom stall. The receiving partner is bent over the toilet while the giver is positioned directly behind. At the point of climax, the giver dunks their partner's head in the toilet and gives it a flush while simultaneously pulling out and ejaculating in a circle around the anus aka the donut hole. The end result is the dunkin' donut.

Herb took some skank to the can he met at happy hour and that old dog gave her the dunkin' donut.

by Coach Mike K August 16, 2007

Dunkin' Donuts

Where cops hangout and eat donuts

Wow look at the cop is at dunkin' donuts again

by Mike April 20, 2004

Dunkin' Donuts

the place where all the cops hang out.

Cracka was so stupid he tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Second he pulled his gat out 5 cops shot his ass. Now he got no legs and he's doing 5-10 up north.

by Nick D April 4, 2003

Dunkin' Donuts

The most abundant eatery in Massachusetts.

Massachusetts is home to many 'Dunkin' Donuts' and 'McDonalds'.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005