bump and dump

The need to take a shit shortly after snorting cocaine. It usually occurs at the beginning of party and subsides as time progresses.

"Thanks Tom. That's some good shit. Speaking of shits, I have to take one."

"Bump and dump, everytime."

by McSwilly March 24, 2006

Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

by frogsoot June 20, 2016

Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

bumper dump

When a person needs to take a crap, but no toilet is readily available. You drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the bumper of the nearest car, and crap (mostly) onto the ground.

This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.

Bro #1: Dude. come check out my sweet new BMW 418!

Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.

Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?

Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!

by JBlackfoot September 11, 2014

dumpbumps

a form of the goosebumps you get while taking a long awaited or very pleasing dump.

Jim:(Upon hearing cries from the bathroom) "Jeff are you okay"? Jeff: I'm fine. That one was so good, I got the dumpbumps!

by Billy Numer May 1, 2008