dumbitch

is a combination of dumb and bitch

if some girl is being really stupid they are considered a dumbitch

it is fun ot say dumbitch

she is such a dumbitch

by mat condon September 28, 2006

dumbitch

that one blonde haired bitch who is dumb enough to kiss a electric socket

*sees a random bitch kiss n electric socket*
Laurie : wow you a dumbitch for real

by LittleLaurie April 28, 2020

Dumbitch

a derogatory remark referring to a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.

I called her like three times and she still hasn't returned my calls. What a dumbitch.

by wimetsn May 9, 2009

Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.

Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"

by RitztheWise November 2, 2018

dumbify

1. The act of making a relatively intelligent statement dumber.

2. The act of re-writing an incredibly eloquent sounding paper, before its submission, that was not written by yourself (but was written by a person you trust will perform the task at hand by the deadline), and making it sound dumber, so that your professor does not realize you did not write the entire paper yourself. You do this for three reasons: 1) you're too lazy to verbalize your intelligence on a daily basis, 2) you avoid any wild suspicion of his/hers that you did not preform the assignment yourself, and 3) you're smart enough to dumbify the already well-written sentences so that you do not increase your professors expectations for your work in the future

Me: alright i'll start on your paper tonight, you're gonna owe me big

Him: its OK, my essay was horrible so anything else is icing

Me: Does that mean I have to dumb it down that much more, because thats gonna cost extra

Him: Lol Nah I'll dumbify it myself some

by IDoVerbalizeMyIntelligence March 17, 2010

dumbifying

1. The Process of hiring dumb people to decrease the overall intelligence of the work force.
2. The process of hiring anyone from Dumbfuckistan.

Chuck hired his brother further dumbifying the work force.

by Adam Andrewartha August 16, 2006

dumbitious

Trying your hardest to be or appear dumb, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Liam: I hear someone said they has an IQ of 175 from an internet IQ test.
Josh: He's so dumbitious.

by random1234567890 March 12, 2009