Dumbboat

Someone that says something so freaking stupid or says something really dumb. You have no word to call them they are a dumbboat

“Can you cook steak in a dryer?” A student asked. Teacher replies,”Are you a dumbboat?”

by Kviv28dance1221 May 2, 2018

Dumbbird

Some dumbass thats a bird

Damn thats a dumbbird

by Sophisticated gentleman June 9, 2018

Dumboing

when one walks around with their pockets inside out and their primary male sexual organ hanging out of their unzipped pants whilst making elephant noises.

Tim, feeling extra confident today, decided to go dumboing to his grandmother's house.

by Colagum November 6, 2013

dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.

Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.

by Bloopy April 18, 2017

dumbbodied

the act of being severely intoxicated, and telling everybody that you are dumbbodied

"I'm so dumbbodied rn I need Expressmart Chicken Sandwiches"

by HardoHeidel October 29, 2017

Dumboiyet

When you are literally the dumbest person on the planet.

Son: Dad I failed my fucking math test!

Dad: You're a fucking dumboiyet!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

DUMBBITCH

I dont know honestly. my lazy ass isn't bothered to put a space in between, so instead of my friends complaining that i should put a space in between the two words I'm putting it here. So i can say its in a dictionary (?)

Me: YOU DUMBBITCH 2+2 ISN'T 76

Friend: PLEASE PUT A SPACE. Thank you

by crying on the kitchen floor July 14, 2020