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Dumb Dick

A penis that doesn't know where to go
That guy on our team has a dumb dick
by Dumb Dick Guy August 22, 2019
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Dumb Dick

A dumb fucking retard with a incredibly wide cock, maybe even a massive chode.
by TheChiefDick December 1, 2021
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Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.
Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
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dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!
by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 17, 2020
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dumb dick syndrome (DDS)

Dumb dick syndrome is something that happens to every woman after receiving an extraordinary dick down/sex. Dumb dick syndrome effects the brain in subjects, making the subject highly irritable, extremely annoying, and severely emotional when you don't respond to her after giving her a good dicking.
"Man dude, I think I gave this girl a bad case of Dumb dick syndrome (dds) because she will not stop blowing me up and saying crazy things. I ain't even doing nothing"
by Boobookittyslut April 27, 2021
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dumb dick shit

Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.
Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.
by KingCoffee April 27, 2019
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Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.
Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.
by Nikki 4 da night MandaPanda December 20, 2010
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