Dumbbell Hogger

The douchebags in the gym who hog multiple sets of dumbbells without racking them up for long periods of time.

Swole guy 1: "yo that douche has two 55's, two 60's, and two 65's. How am I gonna do my incline press"
Swole guy 2: "What a fucking dumbbell hogger"
Swole guy 3: "Fuck this, I'm doing crossfit."

by Football, money and ladies October 21, 2016

dumbbellina

The chick in the gym that power-walks into the weight room, picks up the 2 pound hot pink weights and stands in front of the mirror for 10 minutes doing obscure arm flapping motions in an apparent attempt to take flight.

Dumbbellina just poked me in the eye

by St. Pauli Girl April 23, 2007

dumbbell sex

making loud, orgasmic sounds while weightlifting

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to finish my set, the guy on the next machine was having dumbbell sex.

by jmusc February 5, 2010

Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016

dumbbell

The act of two males standing back to back with a dildo in eachothers assholes. Similar to scissoring but in a homosexual way. If u look closely it looks like a dumbbell ready to hold by the handle and lift up over ur head and rip those gays a new one.

Today I saw my daddy and my other daddy doing the dumbbell in my bedroom with my sissy dildo.

by Dumbbell December 15, 2014

Rusty Dumbbell

When you have a tongue ring/tongue stud and you lick another person's asshole thus creating the look of an old rusty dumbbell.

Holy crap dude, I haven't rimmed a girl since I got this new tongue ring, but last night I went to town on my girlfriend's sister and totally got a rusty dumbbell.

by Snickersburton September 11, 2007

Dumbbell

someone who denies they like pot and bums around all the time with nothing else better to do.

"I'm a dumbbell, I've watched anime all day."

by s**g February 27, 2009