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Dumbelina 

A stupid girl, brainless, laughable, daft. A girl who acts in a stupid or unintellilgent manner.
Marcy is such a dumbelina.
Dumbelina by linda K-may July 2, 2008

dumbellina 

A woman of low intelligence, often found staring blankly into space with mouth agape.
Yo! Check out that dumbellina on the corner!
dumbellina by Tobelerone November 18, 2006

dumbelling

dumbelling is a fetish where your sexual partner urinates in your ear, for it to be a succesful dumbelling the urine must come out of the other ear.
i love dumbelling my obese wife

dumbelling

A sexual fetish, Dumbelling is urinating in a persons' ear, to achieve the rare and almost legendary "Golden Dumbell", the urine must come out of the persons' other ear.
"I still feel like I have urine in my ear after last night's Dumbelling session darling"
dumbelling by Paul Connor October 5, 2005

Dumbelina 

A total fuck up, who cannot express their true feelings as they are too incompetent to do so.
Josh was acting like a dumbelina when he fell and started crying but was unable to form a complete sentence to explain what had just occurred.
Dumbelina by Josh Dombelina December 12, 2018

dumbbelling 

Having a short distance ticket for each end of a train journey to get through the barriers and avoid the full fare.
If you are caught "dumbbelling" you would be prosecuted under Section 5.3(a) of the Regulation of Railways Act, which on conviction would, at the very least, result in a criminal record,
dumbbelling by Darley Dale October 2, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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